![]() ![]() Of course, when you’re established in said job and everybody loves you - revert to acting like a fool. But, (figuratively and literally) clean it up a little when looking for a job. Granted, we’ve all accidentally urinated in our pants. post, “I just pissed myself,” but your future employer’s fancy probably wasn’t struck. Sure, our chuckles were stirred with your 4 a.m. Unless you are on private, they will find you. In the age of Google stalking, future employers will hunt you down. Dear (fill in the inanimate object blank): This was cute for maybe one month last year. Love, Witty Dear Flip-Flops, Please stop making me trip today. 1 of good bye letter for my ex-boyfriend: From: Monica To: Jaime Dear Jaime. no ones competing with you so please stop showing off- XOXO a sweating human. youre still the hottest on earth, no ones competing with you so please stop showing off- XOXO a sweating human. For example *bloody sigh*: Dear Sun, Thanks for coming out today. Show gratitude: Demonstrate to your boyfriend or girlfriend that you value. Dear sun theres no contest, not even a competition. 84 views, 1 likes, 0 loves, 0 comments, 0 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Immanuel Church: Its Not About Me Week 2 Joe Boerman MaJoin us Sundays at 9 or 11am on campus or. Unless you are writing a snail-mail letter to Granny, pray thee stop prefacing your status with “Dear” things. What the H is with everyone and their literal mom on Facebook these days? Isn’t there an age limit here? You know what is even funnier? When Homie Joe’s mom comments on your comment. Yes, telling homie Joe that his mom left her granny panties in your bed is funny as hell (we’re still laughing). Too bad I prefer my bowl of Ramen with a side of “Gossip Girl.” That substandard iPhone photo of your seared ahi tuna on a bed of arugula, drizzled with homemade toasted sesame dressing is impressive and all (blah, blah, blah), but if we wanted our mouths to water, we would read the menu at or flip on the Food Channel. Turn that frown upside down! Think of that pint glass as half full. That one douche bag whose status cries hourly about (fill in the blank) is bloody annoying. That’s a decent month in this neck of the woods. Your significant other just dumped you, your car is broken and you can’t pay rent. ![]()
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